Questions I ask you in my head
11:32 pm: why are you still talking to other girls? I thought this was special.
11:34 pm: she’s prettier and thinner than me. Is that what you want?
11:35 pm: do you sing to her too?
11:37 pm: maybe if I was prettier, I could hold your attention.
11:38 pm: you know what? If that’s what you want, then spend the weekends curled up with her instead. I’m not going to waste my time.
11:45 pm: please don’t replace me with her.